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Peppah

I never grind the pepper shaker,
when shaking alone will work.
Unless it’s needed – as a salad needed seeded,
then I’ll grind it like a twork!

Twork it!  Twork it Babah!
Twork that peppa shakah!
Twork it like yo mamma made ya –
Like you do ya money makah!

Twork it ’til it come out black –
‘lil ashes falling down your back.
Rub it up – feel so gooooooodddd….
Peppa in the neighborhood….

I need ya bad girl, like you really wanna make it –
grind it real hard like you ain’t gonna fake it –
put da peppa in and take da peppa out –
grind it up girl and put da peppa in your mouth.

Taste it baby, taste it baby –
taste it real good –
grind it up again
like you know you should…

Then when you done
and they’s plenty of it ground –
I’ll only need to shake it
next time round….

Wham, bam, thank you ma’am….
My good man, peppa all around.

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© 2014 John Allen Richter
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Woman Desire

Tenderness consoles thee,
Soft caress controls thee,
And I am master of your world.

Your desire is naught –
forever you have sought –
your soul be deftly ruled.

And now my hand commands thee,
my heart most aptly demands thee,
your needs never more fooled.

So now come to me, dear woman,
place your lips upon mine.
Name it love if you prefer.
Momentarily I shall defer –
and take your flesh with wine.
In any case, you shall always be –
my lovely concubine…

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© 2014 John Allen Richter
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A Dorothy Parker kind’a Sexy

If ever I should fall in love,
t’would be a gal of your vortices –
the only hope I’d pray to find
is one without rigor mortises…

Dorothy, Dottie, Dot my gal
Why did you choose to leave?
Did you hear me call your name
from my heart upon my sleeve?

You sang so loud – the world didn’t hear
the same beauty I find unseen –
Oh darling – if only we were near –
I’d have given you that limosine…

You acted so tough and witty without –
but I’m certain that deep within
was a girl so tender but sexy enough
to stuff it up to her chin…!

Dottie, Dottie, Dottie my pet,
life alone is but love misled.
Of mine and this my only regret,
that you are now inconveniently dead!

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© 2014 John Allen Richter
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